I call him Richard Millhouse Nixon, because he thinks he is the president. When I was a younger man, he did my thinking (got me into a lot of trouble). She calls him Tricky Dick. Some times she calls him Dick Cheney, I guess to let me and him know that, at best, he can only be the vice president. She does my thinking for me now.
You know who I'm talking about. I tell her he likes it when she gives him a kiss, sometimes she likes to give him a bite. I moan and tell her to speak softly into the microphone. She makes him feel better by calling him Little Richard, and talking to him with a breathy voice. Not because he is small, but because she is a nice girl and she knows how to drive a stick.